Squirrels

The other day, i was enjoying a drink on the patio of Cabana's with some friends, when all of a sudden i felt rain drops on my head.........strange though, because it wasn't raining. I dont know why i touched the wet spot on my head , natural reaction i suppose......i then smelled it, thinking that if its water it won't smell...........oh my god it STUNK.......i even made my friends smell...i'm a good friend like that.....we were all saying oh my god, what is that.......then we look up to the tree that is right above us and see the culprit......a friggen Squirrel.........yes, i was pissed on by a squirrel.........out of all of us sitting there, the little bugger chose me to relieve himself on. So now i have been shit on by a bird, barfed on by a baby and pissed on by a squirrel.....i'm wondering if that's it. Maybe i've had my share for my life, man i hope so. Thankfully i didn't let it ruin my night......i tried to rinse it out of my hair, pulled it back and spritzed some perfume in my hair......one good thing though.....i was jokingly telling the waiter and he gave me a free glass of wine.........I bloody well think so, that's the least he could have done....ha ha oh well nothing that a good shower didn't cure.