Squirrels
The other day, i was enjoying a drink on the patio of Cabana's with some friends, when all of a sudden i felt rain drops on my head.........strange though, because it wasn't raining. I dont know why i touched the wet spot on my head , natural reaction i suppose......i then smelled it, thinking that if its water it won't smell...........oh my god it STUNK.......i even made my friends smell...i'm a good friend like that.....we were all saying oh my god, what is that.......then we look up to the tree that is right above us and see the culprit......a friggen Squirrel.........yes, i was pissed on by a squirrel.........out of all of us sitting there, the little bugger chose me to relieve himself on. So now i have been shit on by a bird, barfed on by a baby and pissed on by a squirrel.....i'm wondering if that's it. Maybe i've had my share for my life, man i hope so. Thankfully i didn't let it ruin my night......i tried to rinse it out of my hair, pulled it back and spritzed some perfume in my hair......one good thing though.....i was jokingly telling the waiter and he gave me a free glass of wine.........I bloody well think so, that's the least he could have done....ha ha oh well nothing that a good shower didn't cure.
4 Comments:
At 10:50 AM, MCSCOTT said…
You should take up squirrel hunting to get your revenge, and start with where I deer hunt because that place is over-run by them so bad you can't even hear a deer coming 10 feet away from you. I have never been pissed on by a squirrle, but when you are walking across a big open field at about one o'clock in the morning and get shit on by a damn bat, then you can say you have seen it all.
I am probably gonna take up squirrel huntin again next year, so if you decide not to I will think of you every time I pull the trigger on one of those furry, defensless little fellers. :)
At 8:17 AM, Will Thompson said…
Similar thing happened to me on my very first trip to San Francisco. I rode the ferry over with some friends and I hadn't taken two steps onto the pier before a seagull shat upon me.
Like you, I chose to wipe it off and continue partying. Well done!
At 10:32 AM, MCSCOTT said…
Hmm...I don't guess my last comment on this one worked, but anyway, it basically said that I got shit on by a bat and squirrels are made for people like me to shoot at. :)
At 8:50 AM, Will Thompson said…
Were you messing with the squirrel's nuts?
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